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Romeo&Juliet : Parody ROMY AND JULIUS ACT III SCENE I MARCY (mercutio) BONNY (benvolio) TAI (tybalt) ROMY (romeo) IN THE THEATER ARCADE MARCY: Like oh my God, wouldn't this make the coolest accessory. It like totally complements my outfit! Bonny: Just play the game MARCY: (mumbles) Like fine, miss thing, you don't have to be so rude. Like, okay, I have to tell you something else. Guess who I saw yesterday at the mall getting a fro-yo, like, it was so totally cool amiga. Bonny: (false enthusiasm) Who? OH wait, I don't care. So anyways, what time is it? MARCY: Okay, I can get this one, like Jeff has been teaching me how to tell time?gotta prepare myself, it's uh, (looks at watch) fourteen thousand five hundred and fifty two. Bonny: Let me see! (walks over to Marcy) MARCY: Like fine, if you don't believe me you can check for myself. Bonny: It's eight o'clock, where's Romy? She should be here by now. MARCY: I don't know, she was like, suppose to meet use here at 7:45 Bonny: Well I'm not waiting anymore, we won't get any seats. She'll find us, if she shows. IN THE THEATER MARCY: Like, oh my God! It's so dark in here, you know, like that closet game the guys always make me play. Spectators: SHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bonny: Shut up, you are such a ditz! Common, let's go find seats. MARCY: There are like, two over there behind that totally hot baldwin! (Bonny and Marcy take their seats) _____: (laughs)?ha?.ha?ha?.ha?..ha?.ha. TAI: What is that annoying noise?!?! _____: (laughs)?ha?.ha?ha?.ha?..ha?.ha. TAI: There it is again!! (looks at Marcy) It's you!!!!!! MARCY: Oh my God!! (nudges Bonny) it's Tai. Hey Bonny look.. MARCY and Bonny: It's Tai! TAI: That's the princess of cats to you! MARCY: Well MEOW! Bonny: OOOHHH! So scared, watch me quiver in fear! I'm going to get something to drink; do you want something Marcy? (starts walking away) MARCY: Sure, can you like get me a drink? TAI: No, don't bother, here take mine! (spills her drink on Marcy) MARCY: Like that really wasn't necessary, it's like oh my God! (runs away) TAI: Oops, did I do that? IN THE BATHROOM MARCY: Like why did she have to do that, I didn't ask?Oh, Romy, like oh my God, what are you doing here? Bonny: Yeah, you were supposed to be here for seven forty five! ROMY: Sorry guys, I got?..delayed. Yeah, that's it I got delayed. What happened to you? MARCY: Like, oh my God, you know that girl Tai? ROMY: Yeah, MARCY: I was like kinda being friendly and all, and like not, I mean minding my own business, and then she like spilled her aqua mineral all over me, and I was like HELLO! NEW OUTFIT! ROMY: Yeah, well maybe it was an accident, it's okay. MARCY: It's getting all over my shoes! ROMY: Well, it's okay, it's only water, and it'll dry eventually. Bonny: Oh, we got company, I'm going back to watch the movie. MARCY: Like, okay, I can't believe it, it's like ruined. TAI: Hi girls, hey Marcy have a little, accident? You really should see someone about your problem. MARCY: I did, like the doctor said the medication?.. (Romy nudges Marcy) MARCY: Oh, like you spilled the water all over me! TAI: Listen, (pulls out a piece of paper), here's the number for Bed Wetters Anonymous, you really should try calling them sometime. (hands Marcy the paper) MARCY: And, like, why exactly would you have this on you? Previous experiences perhaps? Hello, my name is Tai not only am I the president and founder of Bed Wetters Anonymous, but I'm also a customer. TAI: Are you insulting me? MARCY: No actually, I'm complementing you courage, I mean it takes a really brave girl to admit she has a problem and do something about it. TAI: That's it TAI and MARCY: VERBAL FIGHT (Austin Powers?oh behave!) TAI and MARCY: VERBAL FIGHT ROMY: Guys, GUYS! Common, let's go watch the movie that's what we came here to do. TAI: Yeah, Marcy, you can go, it's Romy I have to get even with for trashing my party last week. MARCY: Excuse me, are we like totally blind here? You spilled your drink on me!!! (grabs nail file) ON GUARD!! TAI: No, I don't think so! (CENSORED?flushing, gargling) TAI: (takes Marcy's head out of toilet) Oops, did I do that again? MARCY: (coughs) How bad is it? ROMY: It's not that bad, really, it's not really that bad. (Marcy slowly gets up) ROMY: NO! Marcy don't look!! MARCY: I have to,